dear facebook, I would really like to not see the trending topics on the side of my news feed filled with horrible stories. the 2 school shootings, ship collision, potential ebola patient in texas, and further news about the uva abduction are all perfect examples of why i do not read the daily news, and i really really don’t need to see them when I’m not seeking them out. please and thank you.
okay SERIOUSLY please if you’re going to be getting it on loudly DO NOT do it at 1:30 in the morning on a tuesday when your neighbors are trying to write essays and still get a decent night’s sleep before their hell day thanks.
ugh why is the Aeneid SO GOOD.